SBA93: Outlaw Fat People With Badger Gravy

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Cousin Emmy Lou talks about why John McCain is a bad choice and why you should still vote for Huckabee. Mojo Voicemail. Life with Matt. The National Enquirer Best and Worst Bikini Issue makes young people have eating disorders; Mississippi wants to outaw restraunts from serving fat people. Once that is law, imagine the Nazi Fat Fighter world we will become part of in this country. Oh the Fun! Call My Voicemail: 206-339-4692, For Direct Download: Right Click Here

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  1. I’m outraged. Here comes more skinny bitches telling the fatties WHAT’S UP. Hell no. We could sit on them and they would be gone!

    What’s next? Fining the fat people themselves??? I’m a plump bitch myself and i get testy if i can’t have me some McDonalds!

    None of that “law” shit would ever pass. The people that came up with it should be fined. The Mississippi villagers should grab some torches, burn down a gym and then take it to their local CrackDonalds and eat up they frustrations!

    i TOTALLY want a double quarter pounder with sum fries and big old cold soda. mmhm…

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  2. I’m glad you’re podcasting again and I’m glad you voted, sucka. I’m going to vote for Hillary too when the primaries roll around to Texas in 20 days.

    I have to admit that I kind of buy into all the glamorization of perfect Hollywood bodies. Every time I see a hot shirtless guy, I wish I looked like that. But YOU, my dear, are adding to the problem. Why do you think magazines publish articles like that? Because people buy them!

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  3. I have this whole comment to say, but I’m going to call instead… don’t feel like typing all this out.

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  4. lord i’m glad i left the south, what a disgrace that some bumpkin lawmaker somewhere is sitting around wasting taxpayer money by trying to find a way to carry discrimination to an even higher level. I mean isn’t the south already bigoted enough? I like folks to have some meat on their bones, and oh how i hates me a skinny bitch! I go to the gym 3 or 4 times a week and yet i still proudly call myself a little chunky….so what, right? I know i’m healthy! Plus, who has the time to spend on personal trainers, kick boxing yogacize, and over priced “organic” natural foods? That krap costs soooooo much, and normal folks are to busy trying to get by in this world. Totally agree with you on this one honey! Love me as I am, or don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out! Kisses :-)

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  5. Hey-Thanks so much for the shout out! I had crazy perma-grin all day.

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  6. Posted by doyathink on February 16, 2008 at 2:26 PM

    Where was your indignation and sarcasm when there was legislation to prevent people from smoking in public places? Damage to the health of others? Possibly. But would it not send the wrong message to young people to say that it is okay to be overly large…so much so that it damages ones health?

    I don’t agree with either type of legislation. Just find it amusing that people only get upset when it impacts on their own group. Otherwise, it is okay to fuck with the rights of others.

    I don’t give my sympathy to anyone who is not sympathetic to the infringement of my rights. Enjoy being a large bloke…I’ll enjoy my cigarettes.

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  7. im glad u shed some light on that issue. people need to worry about their own lives and not nose around in other people’s “binny” and personal affairs.

    also idk if anyone else caught it, buh i know that was a holocaust reference when u were talkn about rounding up all fat people and the sign saying “weight lose sets u free”. see just goes to show u that people DO pay attention to ur show

    ohh and thnks for the shout out matty bear!

    here’s the story on my name: when i first started blogging i wanted to create a unique spanish name, so i took afro americano (african american) and changed it to afro jamaicano b/c they sound similar. this was a nod to my african american jamaican american heritage. then one of my blog buddies started callin me afers b/c she’s into british slang and junk. and my name is jamie so i took all that shih and came up w/ a hybrid.
    afers-aka-jamie (afers is pronounced like after buh w/o the “t”) aka also known as, buh u knew that. jamie prounounced jay-me.

    so there’s the story!!
    luv u matty!

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